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I love women in abstract and in particular. I think women are cool AF and ive had recurring regrets that my hobbies are gendered enough that they don't have more female representation.

This is specifically about breasts though. From here on i get lewd. CisHet man thoughts about how cool big breasts are

Tiddies are absolutely amazing. All are cool but their coolness, the wonder and awe and attraction they elicit in my scales with their size.

To me

Im talmbout big, fat, massive tiddies. Not the stereotypical porn “large boobs on a very thin woman.” Nah, i'm talking curvy chubby thicc women with huge tiddies. H cups and beyond. Unreasonable tits. Tetas ingobernables. “I need a new euphemism for those tiddies” type breasts.

Middle third of the alphabet type tiddies. Bigger than her head. A MFing rack. Melons. “Daaaaamn, girl” type breasts. “I KNOW your back must hurt” boobs.

I can't fully explain the specific attraction. It's the waaaaaay they bounce, spread, and move. The way they stretch the fabric of her shirt, sweater, or bra. The way they press flat when she pushes against something. The way they plummet like comets when she lifts her shirt or bra and frees them. The way they attract sweat and steam.

It's the way they are and the way i see them or want to. The way breasts feel when I touch them from the side and jggle them. Mash my face into them and just press on em. Slide my dick between them.

Ozympic got everyone trying to lose weght and ive already seen a few models i liked/tipped drastically change their shape. I'm happy for them cause it's their body but dammit if I'm not aesthetically displeased. It sucks.

Chubby girls forever. Huge boobs forever. Real life, animated, drawn.

Don't mind me though. Im just thinking out loud.

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