The Great Debate, Now Featuring Golf
DEBATER 1: “And, you know, we knock on wood, wherever we may have wood, that I’m in very good health. I just won two club championships, not even senior, two regular club championships. To do that, you have to be quite smart and you have to be able to hit the ball a long way. And I do it. He doesn’t do it. He can’t hit a ball 50 yards. He challenged me to a golf match. He can’t hit a ball 50 yards.”
DEBATER 2: “Well, anyway, that’s – anyway, just take a look at what he says he is and take a look at what he is. Look, I’d be happy to have a driving contest with him. I got my handicap, which, when I was vice president, down to a 6. And by the way, I told you before I’m happy to play golf if you carry your own bag. Think you can do it?”
DEBATER 1: “That’s the biggest lie that he’s a 6 handicap, of all.”
DEBATER 2: “I was 8 handicap.”
DEBATER 1: “Yeah.”
DEBATER 2: “Eight, but I have – you know how many…”
DEBATER 1: “I’ve seen your swing, I know your swing.”
